The Haiku Thread v2.0

[Tweek]

I had one of these years ago that got deleted. So here are some new ones. Add to them if you like

Is that the same log?
We've been walking in circles
It's your fault, Heather

An old woman ghost
haunted Rustin Parr until
he did her bidding

Pour me a shot please
Drinking in the motel room
Drunk poetry time

Can't smoke in the tent
No fart allowance given
Isn't camping great?

Creative rednecks
Did they make all these stickmen?
Mike doesn't think so

Search party missing
Bodies found at Coffin Rock
Smell of death lingered

Interviewed locals
Telling a scary story
The woods are haunted

I don't go up there
Maryland ghosts and legends
Elly Kedward lives!

Give me the compass
You betrayed us way beyond
Heather leads the way

Cold hungry hunted
It's because of me we're lost
Gonna die out here

TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE
We can't even find the car
How will we find Josh?

Getting dark real soon
The car is a long way off
Let's set up the tent

A different path back
Most direct way to the car
Let's do a map check

[Tweek]

Rocks outside your tent
Mean you're going to die soon
Elly's calling card

Following the creek
Seemed a good plan to follow
Why didn't it work?

Scared to close my eyes
And I'm scared to open them
I am so sorry

Crossing fallen logs
With backpacks and equipment
A big risk to take

What killed this dead mouse?
The same thing that will kill us
If we don't turn back

Heather's shoes are wet
Mike and Josh have a good laugh
What else can we do?

Cal Ripken is king!
And I won't get to see it
I'll be in the woods

[Tweek]

Looking at the map
I can totally find this
This is where we were

You're lost in the woods
No one is here to help you
Your motivation

What was that last night?
Well it sounded like people
What if it wasn't?

Sounds all around us
Get your ass out of the tent
Mike's not having it

I hear him downstairs!
Mike rushes to the basement
That's not Josh down there

The brown ones are feet
The white ones are obvious
Used it once before

What did Mary say?
Something about piles of rocks
Wasn't listening

They hear Josh yelling
In the middle of the night
Should they search for him?

[Tweek]

Let's not light a fire
Didn't light one the first night
And nothing happened

You don't have the map?
I kicked it into the creek!
The thing was useless

Two more hours max
Are you guys ok with that?
Middle of nowhere

Turn off the camera
Turn it off and get us home!
Mike has had enough

Documentary
Not about us getting lost
It's about a witch