HAXAN FILMS is proud to announce that MIKE WILLIAMS has been cast in PROBED.
You all may remember Mike from that old horror movie called THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT from a bunch of years back. We all really dug his performance in that and asked him to come on board and make another movie with us. This time, though, he will actually have lines to memorize and he will not be doing any of the camera work, though we do expect him to help out at the craft services table like the rest of us.
Mike is a really great dude and a talented mo-fo that deserves to be in films. He's gonna knock the socks off of this role. He's already growing his hair out and has had three ribs removed to get himself into character. He's that kind of guy.
I know Mike is excited and we're excited and I hope you all are excited, too!
More news soon...
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