Game One

[wanga]

"ithink someones been ressing it quite a bit lately" wanga replied.

wanga walked carefully over to the source of reflected light.

" Jesus - its a compas - it must be broken though - the needle is going crazy..."

*****YOU HAVE THE COMPASS IN YOUR KNAPSACK*****

[Heather, taking a piss.]

The needle of the compas goes nuts, spinning around, to a point you take it out. You can't hold it anymore. The velocity it has reached obly you to drop it, falling into the dry-autumn leaves.

You start feeling oddly cold, maybe frightened, when the compas points you, while you hear a noise and a chilling breath by your back...

[Tweek]

TWEEK lets out a terrified howl. "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

He jumps to his feet quickly and begins looking around on the ground, then up in the air. His eyes are wide with fear. Failing to find what he's looking for, he turns to the group.

"The stickmen are gone! They'll get us now! The owls! The owls are flying! The fish have no feet! Run for your lives!"

With that, a very insane TWEEK runs at full speed into the forest. He is out of sight very quickly.

[wanga]

it was the last in a series of signs. Wanga had known forever. he alone had seen the fish slowly turn into the darkness of black water. He alone had stood atop the mountains of toblerone and witnessed the catwok in its nantuket green purosity. The signs had been there.

Wanga closed his eyes as he now knew the truth was unavoidable. It was happening. And just to rub it in, he felt a shiver run down his spine - he would be first - he knew it.

they had traveled the galaxy for billions of years - the long since extinguished stars of the galactic plane and universe beyond bled light from the past that has long since been extinguished - by them.

the sky called out his name and wanga looked upwards. The wind howled and creation let out a piercing shriek......

the Frogs were coming................

[Scardy]

And with Scardy's death,apparently everybody goesinsane.
"They're coming to take me away hee hee ha ha, they're coming to take me away,
To the Funny Farm, where life is happy and Gay!"

[Tweek]

Fast, heavy footsteps. A half-naked man running through the trees. A familiar face.

TWEEK crashes through the brush and back into sight. There is a mad grin on his face. His hair is sticking up on his head like some sort of lunatic crown. Or as though he'd been struck by lightning.

"I found it! I found it! The car! It's right over there! We can get out of here!" he rants. "The pudding hasn't been lost! Gather your worms and feed them lemon pies! Broken legs for everyone!"

His mind is clearly gone. TWEEK is now running in place, as if his feet refuse to stop moving. Or he is no longer able to control them.

[vampyr_Jakayle]

*A young girl apears, she looks about 17, she is thin in build but very tall, her black hair blowing in the wind, as her emerald eyes seem to be filling with tears of stress, behind her a potatoe sack is dragging behind her* Wow, you guys really have gone insane... I saw her.... I escaped her.... I knew I could get here in time... *She opens the sacks and hands each person a flask of water and some food* There is a very evil prescence out here, this is not safe, DO NOT SPLIT UP! Even if someone needs to take a leak, the whole group goes... *a look of fear is strung across her face* ...unless..... you want to be claimed... *her hair was glowing in the moonlight, as her vanilla bodyspray wafted through the air, as she shivered as she was only wearing blue hipster jeans and a black midrift top* Mabey I should have worn something wood-savvy, but I thought it would just be an in then out trip to help... *Her eyes filled with tears as her mascara ran* That was before she told me.... I can never leave...

[vampyr_Jakayle]

*Her face lights up* THE CAR?! *she runs into the direction tweek had come from, luckily she returns... with dissapointment on her face* Tweek... thats just a log.... *reaches into her huge bag and hands tweek some clean clothes* Put these on.... Afer being lost in the woods alone, the last thing I want to see is your..... man-hood..... All of you eat up, regain your sanity!...Mabe then we will find some way out of here!

[Tweek]

<<< LATE AFTERNOON >>>

The survivors have not moved from this spot. Sanity is in short supply after the events of the last few days. TWEEK has taken to crawling around on all fours and biting at the grass like some deranged grazing cow. Wanga awaits the coming of the Frogs. Others are unresponsive or confused.

The sound of a small plane passing overhead can be heard. The compass has been tossed on the ground, its needle continues to twitch and spin oddly. A crow in a nearby tree squawks loudly then flies away.

[vampyr_Jakayle]

They just won't eat! How can I get any sense into them if they won't eat?! *A smirk appears on JAKAYLES face* Hey TWEEK! Want a cigarette? ANyone else want a cigarette? I got alcohol... *hands everyone a carton of cigarettes and a vodka cruiser* Mabey now some sense will show! I really DON"T want to be alone here, I want someone else to talk to!

[Tweek]

The offer of cigarettes brought TWEEK back to himself for a time. He puffs down three of them quickly, one after another. As if he were a condemned man taking his last drag before the march to the gallows.

"Might as well have a smoke. Maybe lung cancer will get us before the witch does. You know there's no way out of here, right? She's just toying with us now. And when we are at our weakest... Well, you saw the movie. You know what's coming..."

[Erik de Maricourt]

"Then we don't let her weaken us."

The young man is leaning against a tree behind them, his arms crossed and his face grim.

"She may take us one by one... but she'll have to go through Hell itself before she takes me."

He settles back into silence, a look of anger and defiance on his face.

[vampyr_Jakayle]

well, I bought rashions... sorry... but we may die a little bit later now.... *twists black hair around finger* don't blame me, I'm just a girl!

[Tweek]

TWEEK chews on a dry leaf and shakes his head. The clothes that Jakayle gave him to put on are very itchy. They don't fit right and were made for a much smaller man. He tugs at his shirt collar for several minutes, trying to stretch it out.

[vampyr_Jakayle]

Sorry Tweeky, but they were all I have, unless you want to wear one of my pink misi skirts or tank top *lets out a girlish laugh* Let's all settle our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry icecream. *yes, thats in the bag too!*

[Tweek]

"I can't take this anymore. RAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!"

TWEEK rips the itchy shirt off Hulk Hogan style and throws it on the ground, revealing a torso crisscrossed with scratches and cuts. A painful souvenir from his run through the woods.

"Ah. That's better..."

[vampyr_Jakayle]

*looks at tweeks bare torso* Hey Tweeky, let's share a tent tonight! *lets out a cheeky growl, followed by a wink* hehehehehe... all I can say is if we are trapped for all eternity let's make it fun! *insert girlish laugh here*

[Tweek]

"We're all dead. Get it? She's already killed us and this is the afterlife. Doomed to wander these woods forever. Stalked by the thing we fear most. Restless spirits cursed forever."

TWEEK gazes up at the blue sky and sighs softly.

"I wouldn't bother with tents or food or anything else. Won't make any difference. None of this is real."

[RustinParrMurders]

RustinParrMurders slowly skulks around their camp site choosing the next victim for his master.

[Erik de Maricourt]

A twig snaps.

The young man slowly reaches for his hunting knife. He glances at the others.

"We are not alone..."

[Tweek]

"Oh look. More friends come to play with us. Are you a GOOD WITCH or a BAD WITCH?"

[RustinParrMurders]

"One should not ask so many questions," he pauses looking complacently into the eyes of the stranger then says "it will be the death of you."

[vampyr_Jakayle]

*looks confused* I'm real! My figures real! MY FASHION SENSE IS REAL! You are all so stupid this is a realit.....*trails off* umm.... forget that last remark! I will be right back! *runs off into the woods*

[Tweek]

"Death is the least of our worries out here. Just wait until dark, then you'll see."

TWEEK gives the stranger a hard look. Then he remembers something important.

"Hey! Which direction did you come from? This guy knows the way out!"

[RustinParrMurders]

"Just follow the body of water, it's quite simple. Besides i've been out here for days looking for you it wasn't just coincidence that I found you here." he immediatly glances around swiveling his head side to side noticing that the infernal voice that has haunted him ever since he started his journey through the states, the one which led him here had been and gone numerous times throughout the night "you had better get going for I know what seeks you and it's only going to get worse, follow the path I have laid out for you and you will be out within a matter of hours. Hurry before she finds you; it's too late for me now, I just pray that she grants me a quick and painless death," he shuts his eyes and motions for them to go south.