|
|
Post by Tweek on Aug 30, 2018 18:29:39 GMT -6
Anyone else here old enough to remember AOL? I had a Prodigy account too. And NetZero at one time. Those were the days. Firing up the old 14.4k dial-up modem and poking around the internet in its early days (what there was to see). Those stupid AOL install disks were everywhere. Think I might still have a few around here somewhere in a drawer.
|
|
|
|
Post by Anarchist86ed on Aug 31, 2018 18:18:45 GMT -6
I very nearly committed murder today.  The piece of garbage roommate of mine has been begging for it ever since I got stuck with him. I came so close to pulling my gun on him and putting a big hole where his brain is supposed to be. If I could afford to leave I'd have been gone long ago. And he threatens to leave as if it would be anything but the best thing ever for me. If he dropped dead right now I'd use his body as a toilet. Dark, I know, but he is absolute scum and I just wish he'd die. I would have a party to celebrate. |
|
|
|
Post by Tweek on Sept 1, 2018 9:15:26 GMT -6
I hadn't heard that first one before...
|
|
|
|
Post by Tweek on Sept 1, 2018 10:26:40 GMT -6
I very nearly committed murder today. The piece of garbage roommate of mine has been begging for it ever since I got stuck with him. I came so close to pulling my gun on him and putting a big hole where his brain is supposed to be. If I could afford to leave I'd have been gone long ago. And he threatens to leave as if it would be anything but the best thing ever for me. If he dropped dead right now I'd use his body as a toilet. Dark, I know, but he is absolute scum and I just wish he'd die. I would have a party to celebrate.  |
|
|
|
Post by Tweek on Sept 2, 2018 9:39:23 GMT -6
Boy, that box is the answer to everything  |
|
|
|
Post by Anarchist86ed on Sept 3, 2018 19:17:39 GMT -6
|
|
|
|
Post by Tweek on Sept 5, 2018 19:07:08 GMT -6
It's a treehouse. Or a housetree. Pretty cool either way. Very witchy  |
|
|
|
Post by Tweek on Sept 7, 2018 17:57:02 GMT -6
|
|
|
|
Post by Anarchist86ed on Sept 13, 2018 19:45:44 GMT -6
This is a gross story. About 12 years ago I had some kind of skin problem on my stomach. It itched like crazy, and I scratched it. Then it oozed a yellowy sticky substance and wouldn't stop. Tried everything. Washed it good, used bandages, but the itching drove me insane. I couldn't sleep because it kept oozing and tingling and itching. Till one day it stopped oozing. It dried up, went crusty and then it just itched like you wouldn't believe. I tried to resist scratching, but I started sweating and I dug into it with a key....... and WOW did it feel incredible. It was like shockwaves of pleasure every time I'd scrape it with the metal. It would get sticky again, but not as bad as before. I'd wash it, clean it and dry it. As it dried out, the itching would come back. Then I grabbed an old, not as the time though, CF memory card.
Those grooves on the side would dig into the skin and those little metal holes would scrape the surface. It was amazing. I had to clean the blood, sticky icky goo and little bits of skin out of it every day. Then I accidentally tossed it away and I was like a drug addict trying to find a hit of heroin.
Time went on and I used alternatives that never did the job like that piece of plastic. One day the nerves went dead... no more itching no more ick. It completely healed up without so much as a scar. It was a mound of crusty flesh that looked like the surface of a dessert. Till one day out of nowhere it started up again and to this day it itches every day, and I scratch it every day. It's like a narcotic. I did it just before I wrote this and it was amazing.
|
|
|
|
Post by Tweek on Sept 14, 2018 16:37:54 GMT -6
You ain't kiddin'  |
|
|
|
Post by Anarchist86ed on Sept 14, 2018 19:05:03 GMT -6
I once filled a baggy of skin flakes from scratching. It was like powder and mush.
|
|
|
|
Post by Tweek on Sept 15, 2018 16:37:32 GMT -6
dun-dun... dun-dun... dun-dun... CATSHARK  |
|
|
|
Post by Anarchist86ed on Sept 27, 2018 15:30:39 GMT -6
|
|
|
|
Post by BlackHillsHermit on Oct 1, 2018 21:16:57 GMT -6
Obligatory repost because Ray Parker Jr. |
|
|
|
Post by Tweek on Oct 3, 2018 19:18:02 GMT -6
Note the Safe Handling Instructions. Never handle your balls in an unsafe manner. EVAH  |
|
|
|
Post by Tweek on Oct 4, 2018 10:33:58 GMT -6
|
|
|
|
Post by Tweek on Oct 6, 2018 17:44:41 GMT -6
|
|
|
|
Post by Tweek on Oct 7, 2018 11:39:22 GMT -6
I found this amusing. Not sure why.
|
|
|
|
Post by Tweek on Oct 7, 2018 11:50:01 GMT -6
|
|
|
|
Post by Anarchist86ed on Oct 9, 2018 20:36:32 GMT -6
Coming on video cassette.
|
|
The piece of garbage roommate of mine has been begging for it ever since I got stuck with him. I came so close to pulling my gun on him and putting a big hole where his brain is supposed to be.
