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Post by ghostprints on Oct 27, 2018 14:23:28 GMT -6
Most people don't know how to change lanes properly. You don't turn your signal on as a way of saying you want to change lanes. No. Instead you wait until you can and then you do. And if you don't know the road very well yet enough to be in the proper lane you wanted to be in ahead of time, that's your fault. In fact, literally 30 minutes ago some guy came to a complete stop a good 50 feet in front of the stop light. Simply because he decided he wanted to change lanes but couldn't. I literally JERKED my wheel into the other lane and drove around him to the stoplight. After that I noticed he wasn't able to change lanes way back there (no shit you stupid dumbass, all traffic was already stopped at the light) so he went ahead and pulled up behind me at the stop light. I have no patience for people who do the things they do on the road anymore. I scream and cuss and yell. I rarely flip people off but sometimes I do if I really want to get the point across. Especially hate people that turn their signal on that they're going to pull off the road and for no reason whatsoever they leave their rear end in the fucking road forever. Forcing you to jerk the wheel to the left to pass by them. Which I do. Because there's no way they're going to hold me up because they literally won't get their ass off the road for no reason. (don't get me started) Once upon a time I drove heavy truck about 85 feet long (double trailers) It's different when you drive a big-rig because people literally stay the hell out of your way when you're signaling. They give big trucks much more respect than they do other average cars and SUVs and pickups. In fact, dealing with traffic in a semi is much easier than driving in your normal little vehicle.
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Post by Tweek on Oct 27, 2018 15:43:17 GMT -6
Defensive driving will save your butt. Assume every driver you encounter is going to do something stupid. React accordingly. Road rage doesn't help.
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Post by Tweek on Oct 27, 2018 16:58:22 GMT -6
Bring forth the ring, Mister Anderson...
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Post by ghostprints on Oct 27, 2018 17:23:58 GMT -6
umm ...
Nobody is a better or more defensive driver than me. I've never been in a wreck, even after 30 years of driving every damn day. And I don't road rage either. Road rage is something else entirely. Getting a little pissed off and road raging are two completely different things.
And I always "react accordingly".
I do rather enjoy collecting funds whenever some dumbass rear ends me out of nowhere. Good settlement money there.
By the way, somebody slamming into the back of your NON-moving vehicle isn't really what I consider "being involved in a wreck" either.
One time it happened because two cars collided behind me and one got knocked into the back of my truck. In other words, it had nothing to do with me - it just happened.
And the other time I was simply waiting at a stoplight when some Asian lady was staring at her phone behind her steering wheel. So like I said, good settlement money collected both times.
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Post by Anarchist86ed on Oct 27, 2018 19:25:07 GMT -6
The entire McRib sandwich contains about 70 ingredients — including a flour-bleaching agent used in yoga mats.
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Post by ghostprints on Oct 28, 2018 11:50:11 GMT -6
Tweek's a lonely man.
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Post by Tweek on Oct 28, 2018 12:47:15 GMT -6
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Post by ghostprints on Oct 28, 2018 14:57:37 GMT -6
That orange rules.
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Post by Anarchist86ed on Oct 28, 2018 20:10:40 GMT -6
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Post by ghostprints on Oct 29, 2018 16:25:17 GMT -6
It's the 29th and I still have $53 to get me through to the 1st with $100 in savings too!
I feel rich!
And last month I bought myself brand new boots and two new pairs of Levi jeans.
My old boots rotted out in the soles and the tongues rotted and pulled out easily by hand.
So now, at the end of this month, I'm really feeling rich!
At the only place I get beer, I walked in and noticed some homeless looking guy I'd never seen in there before emptying trash while the store owner paid no attention to him.
About thirty minutes later I saw him walk by carrying three 40oz bottles of malt liquor beer in a see-thru sack.
It was only then that I realized the owner lets him do little odd jobs around his store in return for brew.
He's on the brew wage.
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Post by lostinthewoods on Oct 29, 2018 21:40:59 GMT -6
Most people don't know how to change lanes properly. You don't turn your signal on as a way of saying you want to change lanes. No. Instead you wait until you can and then you do. And if you don't know the road very well yet enough to be in the proper lane you wanted to be in ahead of time, that's your fault. In fact, literally 30 minutes ago some guy came to a complete stop a good 50 feet in front of the stop light. Simply because he decided he wanted to change lanes but couldn't. I literally JERKED my wheel into the other lane and drove around him to the stoplight. After that I noticed he wasn't able to change lanes way back there (no shit you stupid dumbass, all traffic was already stopped at the light) so he went ahead and pulled up behind me at the stop light. I have no patience for people who do the things they do on the road anymore. I scream and cuss and yell. I rarely flip people off but sometimes I do if I really want to get the point across. Especially hate people that turn their signal on that they're going to pull off the road and for no reason whatsoever they leave their rear end in the fucking road forever. Forcing you to jerk the wheel to the left to pass by them. Which I do. Because there's no way they're going to hold me up because they literally won't get their ass off the road for no reason. (don't get me started) Once upon a time I drove heavy truck about 85 feet long (double trailers) It's different when you drive a big-rig because people literally stay the hell out of your way when you're signaling. They give big trucks much more respect than they do other average cars and SUVs and pickups. In fact, dealing with traffic in a semi is much easier than driving in your normal little vehicle. ok, I got a good one!! Ok this one time when I was 25 and driving to work around 6am on the highway, there was just me and another car, he was behind me and maybe tailgating me I don't know, it kinda seemed like he was, so I remember thinking hey! I'll be a nice guy and change lanes for him. So I did a shoulder check out of habit, and I obviously checked for way too long because when I looked back at the road in front of me, I remember the only thing I saw was a grey wall in front of my headlights, that would be the cement blocks dividing the highway folks, and I was going like 100kms an hour, and all this happened in a part of the highway that was turning so that's why all of a sudden I was smashing into the cement dividers, my car was lifted into the f#ckin air and dropped back down on the lane and I was still rolling pretty fast and just kept on going, the smoke behind my ear was gone, I probably tried to go light it after that sh#t went down, my cup of tea was empty and it got poured into my lap, the cup still in my hand holding the handle, and everything in my car was all over the place. I was really shooken up by the exp, and the guy who I was trying to be nice to and let him have the fast lane, sped up to me and I could see him out of the side of my eye looking at me, but I didn't return the look and focused on the road.
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Post by ghostprints on Oct 30, 2018 12:08:53 GMT -6
Please don't drive .... again.
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Post by Anarchist86ed on Oct 30, 2018 19:40:11 GMT -6
Ya ever get an itch in your butt crack and the only way to get rid of it was to shove a flat head screwdriver up there and go to town? Well that's what a friend of mine just told me he did after raking leaves today. He said his butt crack was itching like crazy, and his butt-hole was also itching, so he stuck a flat head screw driver up there and went at it. Said it was like heaven. Until his ass started bleeding.
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Post by lostinthewoods on Oct 31, 2018 0:15:47 GMT -6
Holy sh$t I would never do that.
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Post by ghostprints on Oct 31, 2018 0:20:51 GMT -6
I've read that same story from him on this site before.
And yes, I too would dig deep. And gloriously.
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Post by lostinthewoods on Oct 31, 2018 0:33:25 GMT -6
Guys that's so messed.
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Post by ghostprints on Oct 31, 2018 0:40:51 GMT -6
Nope. When it's necessary, it's absolute.
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Post by Tweek on Oct 31, 2018 10:39:11 GMT -6
Cheeseburger in a can? With a ten year shelf life? HELL YEAH. I'll take a case please! I guess Mike really could've had a cheeseburger in his back pocket. If it was one of these...
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Post by Anarchist86ed on Oct 31, 2018 11:15:39 GMT -6
Cheeseburger in a can? With a ten year shelf life? HELL YEAH. I'll take a case please! I guess Mike really could've had a cheeseburger in his back pocket. If it was one of these...
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Post by ghostprints on Oct 31, 2018 16:33:48 GMT -6
I just woke up at 3 in the afternoon dizzy as hell.
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Post by Tweek on Oct 31, 2018 18:25:08 GMT -6
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Post by ghostprints on Oct 31, 2018 18:27:01 GMT -6
This site just hiccuped.
I currently have $16 left until tomorrow!
(well I would have, except I gave lostindawoods my last $20 so he could rent The Blair Witch Project and buy a pizza)
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Post by ghostprints on Nov 1, 2018 11:22:35 GMT -6
Why it gotta be a black man as the attacker?
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Post by Anarchist86ed on Nov 1, 2018 13:21:33 GMT -6
Why it gotta be a black man as the attacker? According to crime statistics it probably would be.
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Post by ghostprints on Nov 1, 2018 15:16:04 GMT -6
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