|
Post by Tweek on Dec 4, 2023 8:57:37 GMT -6
BUMBLEBEETUNA
|
|
|
Post by Tweek on Dec 16, 2023 8:57:32 GMT -6
Shrimp and grits Just tried this for the first time yesterday. Why have I never thought to put these things together before? YUM The lesson here? Try new things.
|
|
|
Post by Tweek on Dec 17, 2023 11:33:39 GMT -6
|
|
|
Post by Tweek on Dec 17, 2023 11:44:40 GMT -6
|
|
|
Post by Tweek on Dec 31, 2023 15:05:15 GMT -6
|
|
|
Post by Tweek on Jan 1, 2024 10:39:27 GMT -6
Oh look. A trail in the woods. Looks safe. Let's follow it! It'll be fine. I'm sure there's no danger down that path...
|
|
|
Post by Heather, taking a piss. on Jan 2, 2024 22:47:40 GMT -6
Happy 2024 eveybody. A big hug and big X.O.X.O.
|
|
|
Post by Tweek on Jan 14, 2024 11:55:08 GMT -6
BABY ITS COLD OUTSIDE We're about to get our snow day here in the deep South. Each winter we get one or two days of snow, this year's is almost here. Single digit temps tomorrow night. That's unusual here. People are freaking out. If I didn't have to get out and drive in it I wouldn't care at all. And that's not a big deal. Just have to take it slow. Snow reminds me of my childhood in northeast Ohio. I know what lake effect snow is. I've seen real winter. Snow drifts taller than I was then. This is nothing But I have plenty of coffee. So hope is not lost!
|
|
|
Post by Tweek on Jan 14, 2024 13:55:02 GMT -6
|
|
|
Post by Tweek on Jan 20, 2024 10:39:26 GMT -6
THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW IF YOU MOVE TO THE SOUTH
1. A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.
2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.
3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one's seen before.
4. If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.
5. Onced and Twiced are words.
6. It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy!
7. Jawl-P? means: Did you all go to the bathroom?
8. People actually grow, eat, and like okra.
9. Fixinto is one word. It means I'm going to do something.
10. There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there's supper.
11. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar. It is referred to as the Wine of the South.
12. Backwards and forwards means I know everything about you.
13. The word jeet is actually a question meaning, 'Did you eat?'
14. You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is, you work until you're done or it's too dark to see.
15. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em.
16. Y'all is singular. All Y'all is plural.
17. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.
18. You carry jumper cables in your car for your OWN car.
19. You only own five spices: salt, pepper, mustard, Tabasco, and ketchup.
20. The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local high school sports, motorsports, and gossip.
21. Everyone you meet is a Honey, Sugar, Miss (first name), or Mr (first name)
22. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
23. You know what a hissy fit is..
24. Fried catfish is the other white meat.
25. We don't need no dang Driver's Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive!!!
|
|
|
Post by Tweek on Feb 3, 2024 9:05:56 GMT -6
OATMEAL RAISIN BABY!!!
|
|
|
Post by Tweek on Feb 17, 2024 7:43:33 GMT -6
My thoughts on second marriages:
Exactly right.
|
|
|
Post by Tweek on Feb 23, 2024 18:17:57 GMT -6
|
|
|
Post by Tweek on Apr 26, 2024 10:57:07 GMT -6
The cicadas are coming! The cicadas are coming!!!
ABANDON YOUR POSTS! FLEE! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
|
|