"In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative." - The Tomb, H.P. Lovecraft
They don't exactly hire the best and the brightest at those places. And these jokers want 15 dollars an hour. Keep dreaming.
"In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative." - The Tomb, H.P. Lovecraft