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Post by Savior1981 on Jun 3, 2018 21:06:26 GMT -6
Yeah, I haven't had a Ford since that Ranger. POS truck. Maybe Ford's are better now but I'll stick with my VW Passat. Nothing fancy, cool or fun but at least I know I can get to work and home safe.
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Post by Savior1981 on Jun 3, 2018 21:11:55 GMT -6
Ha! very true. More worried for my wife though. She drives a Civic coupe that's smaller than my junk...
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Post by Tweek on Jun 3, 2018 21:15:21 GMT -6
No point in hating that. Unless you invent a weather machine, it's coming. Might as well enjoy it. |
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Post by Savior1981 on Jun 3, 2018 21:18:31 GMT -6
My dream rig I'll never have:  That's sweet. I want a Tacoma TRD but it's a bit out of my price range currently. How do "compact" trucks now cost 40K? My POS Ranger (as fully loaded as it could be) was the low 20's. |
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Post by Savior1981 on Jun 3, 2018 21:27:58 GMT -6
Don't know. Those starting prices have never been within my pitiful range. Same here man... Urban cowboys in suits can afford them I guess. |
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Post by Savior1981 on Jun 3, 2018 21:33:14 GMT -6
Or people who simply enjoy overextending themselves financially at all times. "Me see! Me gotta have! No matter what!" Retail therapy for the lost souls of the 21st century. That's my uncle. Rats nest house, broke as sh*t, but, he's got a brand new GMC Sierra and a camper. The camper is nicer than his actual home. |
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Post by Savior1981 on Jun 3, 2018 21:44:55 GMT -6
Like my neighbor. Garage filled with a couple hundred bucks of clutter/trash in his garage, lets his new Ram sit outside during a Minnesota winter. Like Seinfeld said, "People, they're the worst."
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Post by Savior1981 on Jun 4, 2018 18:09:30 GMT -6
when my dog finds a dead animal in the yard and decides to roll on top of it, comes inside, and makes my whole house smell like death... f*cking dog....
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Post by Tweek on Jun 5, 2018 19:13:46 GMT -6
It's not that low here either.
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Post by Savior1981 on Jun 5, 2018 19:52:41 GMT -6
That's why I don't drive anywhere except to work or the movie theatre. Being a hermit with crippling social anxiety has saved me a ton at the gas pump  |
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Post by Anarchist86ed on Jun 6, 2018 18:15:02 GMT -6
I've probably mentioned it, but I really........... really hate youtube fast food "reviewers". They are so annoying, creepy, and just downright unpleasant to watch except for cringe. They sit on their ever widening rear ends and consume the worst garbage you call food. One of them did it, made a million views so of course hundreds of thousands of other dumbasses had to follow. One guy's like a vampire. Another has serious domination control pedophile vibes. Another is a disgusting fat guy who makes homoerotic sounds when he eats anything that's greasy, salty or sugary. Another is some weirdo who's gimmick is he can shove entire burgers in his mouth, which would make him a huge hit in the gay porn industry. He complains whenever one tiny little thing is wrong with his order because as we know there's no such thing as hunger or food insecurity anywhere on Earth but this jagoff complains if they didn't put twenty slices of bacon on his super quadruple bacon cheeseburger.
Should I ever rule the world, I will execute them all publicly. Right after every single Kardashian and anyone related to them.
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Post by Savior1981 on Jun 6, 2018 20:55:59 GMT -6
Ha. If I wanted to see some fat bastard eating fast food I'd visit my dad....
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Post by Tweek on Jun 9, 2018 11:29:26 GMT -6
ASMR (Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response)
Speak up, you whispering wankers. It's not relaxing me. It's annoying. Stop it.
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Post by Anarchist86ed on Jun 12, 2018 11:32:30 GMT -6
ASMR (Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response) Speak up, you whispering wankers. It's not relaxing me. It's annoying. Stop it.
I'll give you a buffalo nickel if you get through this without barfing.
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Post by Savior1981 on Jun 15, 2018 17:09:54 GMT -6
I was on my way with a new alternator to the shop, and I stopped at a stoplight on a busy highway. And then the engine died and that was it. Cops showed up. had to call my roadside assistance and wait 45-50 minutes with traffic roaring by. At least Tweek's happened in a nice peaceful gas station. . . Correction: it was a combination problem. Bad alternator + bad starter drain against the battery. Another $250 down the toilet. Only $250? That's not peanuts for a broke bastard like me but, from my experience, any time I have car problems it ends up running me at least $500. That's what I get for being and idiot and buying a German car I guess  |
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Post by Anarchist86ed on Jun 15, 2018 18:52:05 GMT -6
Ended up being $190. Got lucky with my mechanic. Oooooooooooooooh do tell!  |
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Post by Anarchist86ed on Jun 15, 2018 19:40:06 GMT -6
He felt sorry for me I guess.  |
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Post by Anarchist86ed on Jun 20, 2018 18:13:08 GMT -6
Ya ever get an itchy butt hole? Or an itchy crack? Ya ever stick a flat head screw driver in there and go to town and experience pure bliss? Then you pull it out and it's covered in poop and the next thing you know your underwear is stained with blood and poop and your butt crack hurts? Because a friend of mine has seen fit to tell me this story today and I hate him for it. Worse than when he bitches about his crack being so dry it hurts to walk or sit.
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Post by Tweek on Jun 21, 2018 19:16:46 GMT -6
So no big check. You tried.
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Post by Anarchist86ed on Jun 22, 2018 8:34:33 GMT -6
Calm down.
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Post by Anarchist86ed on Jun 22, 2018 19:12:54 GMT -6
Write a book. Title it: My busted ass truck and the dick who wouldn't pay.
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Post by Tweek on Jun 23, 2018 8:54:49 GMT -6
The tag on the truck you posted a pic of said Oregon. That's where you are, gp? Some really nice (creepy) woods out that way.
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Post by Tweek on Jun 24, 2018 16:04:26 GMT -6
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Post by Anarchist86ed on Jun 24, 2018 20:53:33 GMT -6
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Post by Anarchist86ed on Jun 26, 2018 8:53:23 GMT -6
I hate all those things too. Life sucks and then you die.
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