I've made the decision.

[Anarchist86ed]

I've thought about this for a long time, and now I'm going to do it.

I'm going to re-edit this movie into what it should be. I'm thinking comedy, or cleaning the crap out of it.

Any suggestions?

[captainspalding]

Yeah make it it into a comdey.Let me watch it again and see what you could do with it. I'll write back soon.

[Tweek]

How about doing all the dialogue in pig latin?

[captainspalding]

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[captainspalding]

Alright now. So far I did the tite and main characters in pig latin. Ths is how it would go.
Title - Ai -blay itch o-tway ook adadowds
Characters (by full names)
Kim- Im -Kay Iamond-day
Jeff- Effery- jay Aterson
Erica- Erica-way Erson-ay
Tristen - Isten-tray Yler-ray
Stephen- Ephen -Stsay Arker-pay

[captainspalding]

I stated writting a script based on the movie. I really hate BOS though, so right now I only have 5 pages.

[twana]

It would be pretty easy to edit out the scene of Jeff in the insane asylum right before the beginning credits .. I hate that stupid two minutes of film. In fact, I always skip past that part entirely.

All the footage popping up here and there of the tour group massacre should ALL be edited out (except for showing late in the film)

At this point -- it wouldn't be that bad of a movie.

Hell, didn't Beringer's commentary say that he didn't want any of that crap thrown in there but that the studio forced him into it?

I've always wanted a Beringer Director's final cut of the film.

[captainspalding]

I think it could work as a Mel Brooks/ John Hughes type of comedy. hmmm

[EllysOwl]

Hello. So I would remake BOS like they remade Dawn of the Living Dead into Shawn of the Dead...yeah, I really loved that movie. It made it somewhat easier to stomach those zombies! eeekk

[katedaring52]

Great post! It's very nice. Thank you so much for your post.