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Post by Tweek on Jun 28, 2009 5:28:25 GMT -6
I disliked this character greatly. He was the naysayer of the bunch, always trying to explain away what was happening. Let's make a list of all the ways this character should have been killed off... 1. PITCHFORKERY 2. Drowned in the creek 3. Stabbed in the head with a sharp stick 4. Eaten alive by a bear 5. Bashed in the head with a big rock 6. Gnawed to death by rabid squirrels Please add your ideas to the list  |
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Post by Anarchist86ed on Jun 28, 2009 13:45:52 GMT -6
sold to slavers in the capital wasteland.
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Post by mrtnflmngak on Jun 28, 2009 14:34:30 GMT -6
1. stoned to death
2. dressed in old clothes and added to the Burkttsville Children
3. killed with Jeff's black hills twigs
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Post by Tweek on Jul 25, 2009 13:19:31 GMT -6
Nothing against the actor, mind you. I'm sure the character was written that way. It's the character that sucked ass.
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Post by kvl on Jul 30, 2009 0:36:38 GMT -6
Have Elly appear and rip off his head and sh*t down his neck.
Have a pack of wild dogs hump his legs and bite off his nu*s.
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Post by captainspalding on Jul 30, 2009 8:30:47 GMT -6
Have Elly appear and rip off his head and sh*t down his neck. Have a pack of wild dogs hump his legs and bite off his nu*s. You are one sick freak. I like it. |
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Post by Anarchist86ed on Jul 30, 2009 15:34:04 GMT -6
That was to far, even for me.
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Post by Tweek on Jul 30, 2009 16:49:51 GMT -6
Have Elly appear and rip off his head and sh*t down his neck. Have a pack of wild dogs hump his legs and bite off his nu*s. Ouch  |
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Post by kvl on Jul 30, 2009 23:34:51 GMT -6
Have Elly appear and rip off his head and sh*t down his neck. Have a pack of wild dogs hump his legs and bite off his nu*s. Ouch IMO, not much different from being gnawed to death by a bunch of rabid squirrels. |
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Post by Anarchist86ed on Jul 31, 2009 9:01:07 GMT -6
Squirrells are scared of everything and are the least rabid of all creatures.
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Post by Tweek on Nov 14, 2009 19:04:03 GMT -6
7. A massive overdose of stimulant laxatives
8. A Black Mamba snakebite to the nads
9. Hung up like a piñata and beaten with sticks until "candy" falls out
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Post by mrtnflmngak on Nov 15, 2009 15:56:41 GMT -6
7. A massive overdose of stimulant laxatives lol, my fav so far. |
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Post by Tweek on Mar 21, 2010 14:41:52 GMT -6
Did I say PITCHFORKERY? Oh I did? Well he can get that one twice...
8. PITCHFORKERY PART TWO
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Post by captainspalding on Mar 21, 2010 17:59:55 GMT -6
Beaten to death with a wet noodle.
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Post by terror93 on Sept 7, 2011 5:19:51 GMT -6
Drown him in Tappy East Creek just like Eileen Treacle
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Post by Tweek on Oct 31, 2011 5:16:22 GMT -6
Make him eat mud until he dies
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Post by Tweek on Feb 19, 2012 13:26:00 GMT -6
Exploding lava lamp
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Post by twana on Aug 21, 2014 15:55:30 GMT -6
ha ha! the death by lava lamp again!
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Post by Tweek on Aug 23, 2014 15:54:08 GMT -6
Choking on a Powerbar (oatmeal raisin of course!)
Spontaneous human combustion
Infected paper cuts
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Post by Tweek on Aug 30, 2014 15:37:35 GMT -6
Struck by lightning. Twice. Then set on fire.
Crushed by a falling tree
Picked up by a tornado and dropped into an active volcano
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Post by Tweek on Dec 1, 2014 16:30:03 GMT -6
Tied to a chair and forced to watch Book of Shadows over and over until his eyes bleed and his brain turns to oatmeal
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Post by Sticks•n•Stones on Sept 5, 2016 19:50:43 GMT -6
Smashed and crushed into the front end of the BW-Hunt van
when it appeared back at Jeff's place.
Eyeballs dangling from their sockets,
severed tongue stuck in the grille.
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Post by Heather, taking a piss. on Sept 8, 2016 14:23:17 GMT -6
I like your Infected Paper Cuts approach.
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Post by Tweek on Jan 21, 2018 16:42:50 GMT -6
Dismembered and stuffed in Jeff's freezer next to the stale coffee and leftover chicken
Run over repeatedly by Jeff's van (with Kim driving of course)
Slow death from rabies from the bite of the goofy fake owl
"Accidentally" set on fire when the spilled alcohol on his shirt ignites next to the campfire
Think I spelled his name wrong in the first post. Corrected. So they get it right on his tombstone.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2018 18:13:57 GMT -6
Role reversal;
Tristen pushes Stephen off the top staircase and hangs him.
Tied to the big tree in the foundation and left for dead.
Possibly make-shift rack stretched to it.
Stabbed over and over with a single staple until finally deceased.
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