Funny Old Sayings

[Tweek]

Everybody knows a few. Let's hear your faves. I'll get us started.

She's so ugly she'd make a train take a dirt road

Enough is enough and too much is a plenty

I don't mean to fart on your french fries but... (heard that one on The Cleveland Show last night)

Mad as a mule chewing on bumblebees

More slippery than snot on a glass doorknob

[Tweek]

No siree Bob!

[Craig]

She looks like 10 miles of bad road.

Throw a bucket of water on her and she'll look like yesterdays newspaper.

He looks like a guy standing in a high wind with a pack of matches and a paper asshole.

She has grain in her shoes because her calfs run down to her ankles and even though their just calfs, they will soon be cows.

Wedding Toast:
You offered your honor, she honored your offer, and all through this night you'll be on her and off her.

It's hotter than honeymoon p***y out here.

I've seen alot of hard boiled eggs that when the meet a nice lookin' dame they crack up and go sappy. < Carl Denham: 1933 King Kong






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